ephemeralgebra » quotes http://www.ephemeralgebra.com because there weren't enough websites already Mon, 31 Oct 2011 03:50:32 +0000 en hourly 1 Ironic Deaths http://www.ephemeralgebra.com/2010/02/21/ironic-deaths/ http://www.ephemeralgebra.com/2010/02/21/ironic-deaths/#comments Mon, 22 Feb 2010 05:25:43 +0000 admin http://www.ephemeralgebra.com/?p=211 Best Dwight K. Schrute quote ever, from the deleted scenes from “Blood Drive” on the Season 5 DVD of The Office:

If you can avoid dying ironically, then you can live forever. I mean, it’s on every newspaper headline. Olympic swimmer drowns in bathtub. Poor man dies by falling bag of money. Child star dies of old age. Time-traveling assassin kills inventor of time machine by impaling him on sundial. Can’t get back home.

BOOM! Ironic.

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